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okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
oh god for some reason I decided to watch one of these ‘this is a 100% foolproof guide to how to get women’ and it’s just made me angry because it’s so blaringly adolescent, degrading, what he says about body language is so wrong (no, a man going full front of you isn’t ~needy, it’s a fucking threat) and just generally aaargh why did I do this to me?
also ffs even if it was a thing circumventing women’s warning bells and getting her to want you ‘without her even knowing’ is DOES NOT MEAN SHE WANTS IT