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#I'm loving this woman a lot#Evangeline Lilly#the hobbit#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

(via maggieblueberry)

#thank you#that is oddly comforting indeed#I can also pee in less than 15 minutes#which makes me better than any Sim#words words words#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue

karmaplus:

mjwatson:

aliveandquivering:

PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE THING

if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

"I’m not profitable, I’m not worth saving" made me break. fuck.

#this is so important#because it's not just famous people dumping ice and you can watch happily because you know it's for a good cause#this is fucking real

muchadoabouttruffles:

3parts:

langerdibs:

  1. alucifer said: ok i know you have explained this before but please explain watermelon vampire to me

Okay, so up in the Balkans there’s this belief that anything left out under the full moon can become a vampire. Anything. All the things. 

However, in the Balkans and I believe among certain Romani superstitions Pumpkins and Watermelons are particularly susceptable to vampirism. There are two ways to do it, one is by leaving them ungathered on the vine out under the full moon, and one is by having one and not eating it by midnight on Christmas. There’s also allegedly a third way that requires the watermelon or pumpkin to not rot for 2-3 years but the first two are the more accepted versions I believe.

You can recognize a vampiric plant by the way they ‘sweat blood’. As I understand it the insides of the plant convert to blood, and they become sentient, and roll around trying to cause mischief while making the noise brlbrlbrl, because they’re inherently evil and driven to do evil.

However they’re also fucking plants and are easily foiled by stairs so literally no one is scared of them they’re just ineffectual hostile plants AND I LOVE THEM.

This is beautiful. Pratchett menioned them in one of his books, and I’ve always wondered.

Watermelon vampires came up during my pathfinder game, and I couldn’t believe it that something so wonderful could exist.

(via maggieblueberry)

#oh man folklore is the most wonderful thing#words words words#watermelon vampires#glorious#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue

#yeah#when people were like look it has a talking tree and a raccoon you have to see it#I mostly felt like saying 'well if it had more than one developed female character I'd be more excited'#cos those actually exist#and as much as I like fantasy and sci-fi and all#things that exist are still pretty cool#words words words#Marvel#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

(via zeldaslullabies)

#I mean everyone I know is more or less broke#or at least unable to buy luxury items and struggling to find a job that pays decently#and both are over 30....#and really darn hot#so really no hesitation there#words words words#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue

So the guy who I thought was my flatmate because he lived in my flat apparently isn’t and the real one has been on vacation and just came back but now they’re both there I am so confused

but at least he talks more

#oh dear baby#cats#I'm getting a life you're getting a queue